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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Boyfriend

Gal: I have a friend who only calls me when he needs my help.
One day my phone rings and the word 'unknown' is displayed.

Gal picks up
Gal: Hello
Voice: Hi
Gal: Who's this, please?
Voice: Your boyfriend
Gal: Which of them?
Voice: So you mean you have forgotten your boyfriend.
Gal: There are so many who claim they are. So, which of them are you?
Voice: Aaii, so you don't remember me.
Gal: (now recognizing voice because of whine) It's you ...

Friday, July 9, 2010

No!


I said no.
You may be every gal's ideal;
For me,
You are not the dream,
Neither the vision.
You may be the nothingness in my sleep,
Or the nightmare in my waking moments.
I won't settle for that.
I say no!